Stupid bumper

Dear weblog,

Today I was driving through Flint, barely, and the snow pulled my bumper off.

I managed to get the bumper into my car so I can take it to the shop and have it put back on. Got snow all over my seats, which made my pants all wet. Of course I am wearing my white pants today. Damn it.

And then I got pulled over for not having a license plate. I showed the cop that my license plate was on my bumper, which was wedged into the car for transportation to the shop. He didn’t care.  “The license plate has to be on the outside of the vehicle, sir.”

I guess you have to be perfect in this stupid Nazi state.

My New Name

Dear weblog, today everyone found out that my Quake 3 nick is Spinmove.  Who knows what they’ll call me now.

Stupid, stupid car

Dear WordPress weblog, today I broke the driver’s side door handle on my car.   Wouldn’t have been so bad but I broke it from the inside.  If I want to get out, I have to slide across the front seat and get out on the passenger side.

Now the guys gave me a bunch of wax so I can slide easier.   Of course it’s hair wax and I have no hair.  But I guess if I put wax on my head then no one will be able to stamp me again.

Stupid car

Dear weblog,

Today my windshield cracked.  All the way across.

Stupid car.

Bacon bit? Side salad?

Dear WordPress,

Today at Wendy’s I was eating a side salad and accidentally tipped it. Dressing got all over my new shirt. Then I found out later that I had bacon bits in my hair. Now they want to call me either ‘bacon bit’ or ‘side salad’.

All this time I thought ‘snack’ was the worst.

Dang it.

My tools

Dear weblog, today might be the worst day ever. We were building a lab and all day the guys kept taking the tools out of my bag and putting them all around the room. I had to go pick them up and put them back in my bag. As soon as I turned around they did it again. They just kept doing it.

Paid in full!

Dear weblog, today they stamped my bald spot with one of those self-inking stamper things. I couldn’t get it off. So my head said “paid in full” all day. They said they didn’t know it would work.

Yeah, right.