Dear WordPress weblog, today I broke the driver’s side door handle on my car. Wouldn’t have been so bad but I broke it from the inside. If I want to get out, I have to slide across the front seat and get out on the passenger side.
Now the guys gave me a bunch of wax so I can slide easier. Of course it’s hair wax and I have no hair. But I guess if I put wax on my head then no one will be able to stamp me again.

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You forgot the part where your driverside window doesn’t go down.
Maybe if I put wax on my window it would go down.