Dear weblog,
Today I was driving through Flint, barely, and the snow pulled my bumper off.
I managed to get the bumper into my car so I can take it to the shop and have it put back on. Got snow all over my seats, which made my pants all wet. Of course I am wearing my white pants today. Damn it.
And then I got pulled over for not having a license plate. I showed the cop that my license plate was on my bumper, which was wedged into the car for transportation to the shop. He didn’t care. “The license plate has to be on the outside of the vehicle, sir.”
I guess you have to be perfect in this stupid Nazi state.
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Ok, the others were actually somewhat funny because they actually DID happen. I’m not sure exactly where you’re pulling this one from, but it’s just not funny. Its more special than anything really. Like bike helmet kind of special.
wah.